Sociolinguist
What you'd actually do
As a sociolinguist, you study real language in the real world - how people actually talk, not just the rules of grammar. You might visit a community to listen to how locals speak, then work out what makes their accent or words different. Or you might help a hospital improve how doctors and patients understand each other, or advise a school on how to support children who speak different languages at home.
Your work involves talking to people about their language - through interviews or group chats - and looking for patterns in what you hear. You might record conversations, write down exactly what people say, and spot links between the way they speak and who they are. You'll also read other sociolinguists' work, write up your own findings, and share what you learn at conferences or in reports to help others.