Stand-Up Comedian
What you'd actually do
The work is writing material, testing and refining it at gigs, performing live, handling hecklers and the relentless business of finding bookings and building a name. Comic talent is just the start - thick skin, persistence, sharp observation and the willingness to bomb and learn matter hugely, since most jokes and gigs are how you improve.
This is self-employed and very uncertain, with most comedians earning little for years and doing other work alongside, travelling to gigs, often late nights, with income from gigs, tours and writing that comes slowly. It demands serious dedication and resilience to keep going through quiet spells and tough crowds.
There are no qualifications - comedians learn by writing constantly and performing at open mics and small clubs, building an act over years. Success comes from a distinctive voice, relentless graft and a growing reputation, and you manage your own bookings and tax.